Pop Culture Romantica (A Double Haiku) 
"I would knock Ginger 
down to get to Mary Ann."
said The Professor. 
"Veronica is 
just Betty on a bad day." 
retorted Jughead. 
Tanka Tanka Tanka 
Sing along with Mitch, 
you woman-hating barflies. 
Sing along with Mitch,
and help him pick a fight with 
invisible Ray Conniff. 
Sing along with Herb, 
you poor Tijuana-be's.
Sing along with Herb: 
he's way out of your range, but 
he leaves the lyrics to you. 
Sing along with Pete, 
you vague, quixotic lefties. 
Sing along with Pete   
as he gently walks the walk - 
as he bravely walks the walk.
Thursday, January 12, 2012
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