Delighted

“If priests can be defrocked,
can electricians be delighted?”
- George Carlin

There are fifteen fabulous things about illumination:
Your shins do not become as bloodied;
Your eyeglasses might not blind you;
You don’t have to go by hearsay;
You can wear matching shoes if you wish;
You see that your bed is where you left it;
Only an evil genius can affront you;
Only a healthy brigand can assault you;
Mammals will warn you with their lumbering;
Birds must fly higher to soil you;
Fish go their way, and you go yours;
The bushes are just the bushes;
The Bushes are just the Bushes;
The road need not rise up to meet you;
A few things are beautiful;
Everything is interesting.