"I do not understand this rush -
these cars, this anxious disarray -
and "neon" makes my eyeballs ache...."
"Now let me get this straight:
You slept for twenty years?
You SLEPT for twenty years?"
"I did. Tell me, Your Majesty,
have you been to a Starbucks yet?
Their mead is rather over-priced,
but I do like their scones...."
"You had no trouble getting home?
You tricked no monsters? beat no odds?
You didn't piss off any gods?"
"I'm not a church guy. FDR?
Leave it be, if it's not yours,
my good man - that's what I would do.
Do you know what this coachman means,
"You found a tree,
you finished off a keg of beer,
and slept for twenty freakin' years?!!!!
where was your wife while you were down?"
"She was the meanest dame in town,
but now she's dead, God bless her.
That's just between us. How about yours?
I think you said she likes to weave? "
"Pull over, slave: I do believe
I spy the fair Calypso -
or someone close enough for now."