Bill's driver's license was revoked by the 22nd Amendment,
so Mrs. Bill had to drive him to The Rodeo
Mrs. Bill was eager to give Ted a ride as well
although Ted's track record was less than stellar
Ted thinks that girls should remain in the back seat,
so he decided to carpool with a Younger Man.
The Bills got their respective noses all out of joint,
because they were counting on Ted's gas money.
Bill sneered that Ted looked like a middle-aged flake
riding shot gun in the Younger Man's DeLorean.
He insinuated that perhaps Ted was worried
that he couldn't cut it with the soccer moms anymore.
When Bill couldn't cajol or shame Ted back to his side
Bill insisted that the younger man could never do all that driving
Even the finest chauffeur, he declared, (one time too many,)
needed the Great White Navigator to call all the shots.
Now Mrs. Bill can't take her SUV into certain neighborhoods,
and Bubba's in the rear view as she tries to go forward.
Now Ted finally gets to be the Big Brother -
and the Younger Man is detoured to Camelot.
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